Not Everything's A Joke

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An impossible assignment incoming: ten bike sentences without any punning

Disbelief, the weather app’s wrong. Give it up, move on.

Awaiting the inevitable two-fingered salute, taking the photo, standing resolute.

Riding pavements, walking roads, rules there to be broken, no?

Boris buses, Boris bikes, taxpayer’s burden that nobody likes…. right?

Awaiting the green light, anticipation rising, pushing towards something surprising

Assumptions are often based on flimsy context and partial information

Yes, it’s clear, I’m understanding: disparaging looks transcend every language.

Hanging here in momentary stability, only thing stopping us: gravity.

On your bike, pulling your chain, ride-on: wheelie great. Fail.

1. City of London, 2023

2. Holborn, London, 2023

3. Notting Hill, London, 2021

4. Nottingham, 2021

5. Pall Mall, London, 2023

6. Charing Cross Road, London, 2022

7. Bristol, UK, 2023

8. Sorrento, Italy, 2023

9. City of London, 2023

10. Parliament Square, London, 2023

All photos Nikon d750

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