Cr*p (now go and wash your hands)
A poem in warnings
Nottingham, 2008. Nikon f801
Walthamstow, London, 2008. Nikon fm2
Leeds, 2008. Nikon fm2
Richmond, London, 2008. Pentacon Six TL
Scarborough, North Yorkshire, 2007. Nikon fm2
Cornwall, 2013. Nikon fm2
Greenwich, London. 2006. Nikon fm2
Marylebone, London, 2007. Nikon fm2
Cornwall, 2011. Yashica Mat 124G
Peckham Rye, London, 2009. Nikon fm2
Richmond, London. 2007. Holga 120GFN
Watford, Hertfordshire, 2007. Nikon fm2
Sydenham, London. 2007. Canon QL-17,
Dulwich, London. 2009. Nikon fm2
I have not seen many signs of this nature in my town but have found that those who walk their dogs generally (not always) carry small bags with them to clean up the doo. Also, many people have taken to leaving supplies of these bags on their property within easy reach of passersby who have forgotten theirs.
A buddy of mine just turned fifty and received today a colon cancer "smear" test. He is currently "processing" it. He said, "I'll take a sample from the dog shall I?" Said I, "Maybe they'll diagnose you with rabies as well."
Meanwhile, yet again, our great minds have been thinking alike, Ricardo (this piece is in a similarly light-hearted vein, and involves the washing of hands and the other "matter" as well!): https://endlesschain.substack.com/p/now-wash-your-hands